Monday 16 May 1664

Forced to rise because of going to the Duke to St. James’s, where we did our usual business, and thence by invitation to Mr. Pierces the chyrurgeon, where I saw his wife, whom I had not seen in many months before. She holds her complexion still, but in everything else, even in this her new house and the best rooms in it, and her closet which her husband with some vainglory took me to show me, she continues the veriest slattern that ever I knew in my life. By and by we to see an experiment of killing a dogg by letting opium into his hind leg. He and Dr. Clerke did fail mightily in hitting the vein, and in effect did not do the business after many trials; but with the little they got in, the dogg did presently fall asleep, and so lay till we cut him up, and a little dogg also, which they put it down his throate; he also staggered first, and then fell asleep, and so continued. Whether he recovered or no, after I was gone, I know not, but it is a strange and sudden effect. Thence walked to Westminster Hall, where the King was expected to come to prorogue the House, but it seems, afterwards I hear, he did not come. I promised to go again to Mr. Pierce’s, but my pain grew so great, besides a bruise I got to-day in my right testicle, which now vexes me as much as the other, that I was mighty melancholy, and so by coach home and there took another glyster, but find little good by it, but by sitting still my pain of my bruise went away, and so after supper to bed, my wife and I having talked and concluded upon sending my father an offer of having Pall come to us to be with us for her preferment, if by any means I can get her a husband here, which, though it be some trouble to us, yet it will be better than to have her stay there till nobody will have her and then be flung upon my hands.

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Australian Susan   Link to this

The historical novel, An Instance of the Fingerpost ( Amazon ref: http://www.amazon.com/Instance-Fingerpost-Novel...
has graphic descriptions of vivisection from this period. I think we can see some of Sam's liking for dogs when he comments on not knowing if the dog lived or not. Or maybe it is just his ever curious mind.
I wonder if the "bruise" he talks about was actually a hydrocele? See http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic256.htm
They can be very painful if there is infection and the pain is similar to being kicked in the groin (so I am assured).

Terry F   Link to this

Today, in his Diary, the Reverend Josselin offers petitionary prayers

16. Parliament adjourned until Nov. 20. passing a sharp act against coventicles(.) my little Rebekah very full of boils lord heal her and help us

http://linux02.lib.cam.ac.uk/earlscolne//diary/...

(Draft-versions of the "sharp act against coventicles" have been passed in both Houses of Parliament, which have been granted an extension for a Conference to complete it. There is also the matter of his daughter's health.)

cumsalisgrano   Link to this

With a song and a prayer the Houses did go round and round and back and forth to the Painted Chamber to save the day so that the King can sign a bill that will get more money into the coffers from the seditious ones, also the King wants to get on with his war without interference from selected ones.
There was an important missing paragraph affecting those that fail to doff their titfers, preventing the King from sending His Houses of peoples reps back to the provinces to enjoy a summer in the fields.

read it all here:

"..Proviso concerning the Quakers missing, which they conceive to be a material Part of the Bill..."
http://www.british-history.ac.uk/report.asp?com...

Patricia   Link to this

I love it that Sam notes that Mrs. Pierce "even in this her new house and the best rooms in it, ... continues the eeriest slattern that ever I knew in my life." Not even a new house can improve some people.

cape henry   Link to this

"...eeriest slattern..." Well, maybe so, Sam, but who is it that 'cuts up' a living dog?

Paul Chapin   Link to this

La Belle Pierce?
As a glance at the annotations under her entry reminds us, Mrs. Pierce has always been noted for her extraordinary beauty, which Sam has remarked on a number of times, although he found fault with her housekeeping. But "eeriest slattern" doesn't sound like a description of someone easy on the eyes. Wonder what might have happened to her?

Australian Susan   Link to this

Is "eeriest" a transcription error? It really does sound very odd. Or is this another of those words which have changed their meaning over the centuries?

Brian   Link to this

"He and Dr. Clerke did fail mightily in hitting the vein"
Not a very expert performance from two highly regarded physicians, is it? Although to be fair, I suppose this wasn't a skill that was as commonly used then as now. Also even today experienced phlebotomists are often more handy with a needle than doctors and nurses . . .

Terry F   Link to this

"eeriest"

So the L&M transcription as well.

eerie
c.1300, north England and Scot. variant of O.E. earg "cowardly, fearful," from P.Gmc. *argaz (cf. O.N. argr "unmanly, voluptuous," Swed. arg "malicious," Ger. arg "bad, wicked"). Sense of "causing fear because of strangeness" is first attested 1792. http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=eerie

Paul, your question -- "Wonder what might have happened to her" -- is appropriate for a woman of whom it is said "She holds her complexion still...."

Mary   Link to this

"eeriest"

The multi-volume L&M prints "veriest" which is what one would expect in this context.

Mrs. Pierce is still beautiful and still has the glow of youth in her cheeks; slatternly maybe, but not eerie.

andy   Link to this

which now vexes me as much as the other

I didn't realise that Sam already acknowledged a troublesome problem with one testicle. A possible cause of infertility? And due to a urinary infection or STD?

Robert Gertz   Link to this

"eeriest slattern..."

Error for veriest?

Unless of course...

"And look at this mural Elizabeth did last week, Pepys." Pierce proudly points to a graphic depiction of a man undergoing a rather gruesome surgical procedure.

"He's being cut for the stone, I thought you'd appreciate it. Look how she's got the detail here...Pepys?" Pierce looks after a Sam running from the room.

Robert Gertz   Link to this

Lucky Paulina... Back little doubt to the joys of being ordered about by Bess and Sam and one can just imagine the care Sam will put into finding her a proper husband.

"That lout in the gutter seems to be breathing..." "Better kick him, Sam." Bess suggests.

On the other hand, there's always the chance he'll let her play the lady in style for a few days in hopes of impressing some guy in marriage.

Right...

Robert Gertz   Link to this

"I promised to go again to Mr. Pierce's..."

"Isn't Pepys here?" Dr. Pierce to Mrs. Pierce. "I wanted to introduce him to our guests Drs. Praetorius and Frankenstein."

Praetorius busily sewing away at the late dog...Frankenstein assisting, with primitive electrical apparatus at his side.

Andrew Hamilton   Link to this

La Belle

Perhaps a comment on her housekeeping, not her appearance, although she may also have been slovenly dressed, being at home, especially if she was trying to discourage her husband from bringing home friends in the morning to play mean tricks on little dogs.

eerily, eerily, I say unto you
(I accept that veriest is the word Sam meant.)

Xjy   Link to this

"Forced to rise..."

Unusual for Sam to indicate unwillingness re early rising. He's usually up before the larks. Not himself these days.

As for women, maybe Sam now falls more for a friendly disposition and readiness to sport with him than for a fashionably pretty face. Hence his growing disenchantment with some "beauties".

At least the surgeon didn't just grab a stray orphan in from the street for his experiments. Or dredge the prisons. Or maybe he did - anyone know if the medical profession used "dead men walking" for experiments as part of a deal, as has been known to happen in the US, for instance?

Robert Gertz   Link to this

Spoiler ahoy...

Stay tuned for the blood transfusion experiment, Xiv...

Atropos   Link to this

One can understand Sam's eagerness to witness this early experiment in Anaesthesia in the light of his own experience in being "cut", and the very real possibility, in light of his recent symptoms, of the return of pain and disability.

His is not a casual or morbid interest.

Ann   Link to this

I have to admit I'm kinda bummed those smarter than me figured out its "veriest." I was thinking "Eerie Slatterns" would be a great name for a rock band, or a teenage horror movie....

Terry F   Link to this

"She holds her complexion still,...."

Wonder why this? She is unabashed that her house is at it is?

Ann, great idea. A Great Gathering of Garage Bands immaterializes.

Terry F   Link to this

cumsallygrano calls our attention to the "Proviso against those People commonly called Quakers" in the "Bill against seditious Conventicles." It touches the good Sir W. Penn, whose son, William, was, of course, one...well, you know the story. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Penn

Bradford   Link to this

A pity---"eeriest slattern" is a great misreading, and even if inappliable after all to Mrs. Pierce, many of us can no doubt provide from our acquaintance someone who fits the caption.
A one-letter change from one acceptable word to another is among the hardest of proofreading errors to catch.

Glyn   Link to this

Slatternly - is Sam reacting to the chaos of a house with at least two children aged under five in it (there are probably more)?

For more on Elizabeth Pierce, take a look at the entry for April 30, 1662:

http://www.pepysdiary.com/diary/1662/04/30/

Our Elizabeth once said that she didn't think Elizabeth Pierce was so hot (I paraphrase), and Sam foolishly disagreed. Elizabeth Pierce is attractive and fun-loving but presumably not much of a housekeeper. However, Sam has high standards about this and has criticised his own wife for the same thing. I think that he's using the word humorously rather than censoriously.

Mistress Pierce is something of a baby-machine, having given birth to at least two children and perhaps more since the diary began, and eventually going on to have 20(!). I think it was Language Hat who thought that Elizabeth Pepys might subconsciously have taken this as an affront against her own lack of children (I imagine he put that more elegantly).

Elizabeth Pierce has been a good friend to both Sam and Elizabeth, although she hasn't appeared in the diary for almost exactly a year.

Glyn   Link to this

Ah, I see Robert Gertz also made that observation in the above entry for 30 April 1662.

Phil Gyford   Link to this

Re the discussion above about "eeriest"/"veriest": I've now corrected the text to the latter.

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