Friday 17 August 1666

Up and betimes with Captain Erwin down by water to Woolwich, I walking alone from Greenwich thither, making an end of the “Adventures of Five Hours,” which when all is done is the best play that ever I read in my life. Being come thither I did some business there and at the Rope Yarde, and had a piece of bride-cake sent me by Mrs. Barbary into the boate after me, she being here at her uncle’s, with her husband, Mr. Wood’s son, the mast-maker, and mighty nobly married, they say, she was, very fine, and he very rich, a strange fortune for so odd a looked mayde, though her hands and body be good, and nature very good, I think. Back with Captain Erwin, discoursing about the East Indys, where he hath often been. And among other things he tells me how the King of Syam seldom goes out without thirty or forty thousand people with him, and not a word spoke, nor a hum or cough in the whole company to be heard. He tells me the punishment frequently there for malefactors is cutting off the crowne of their head, which they do very dexterously, leaving their brains bare, which kills them presently. He told me what I remember he hath once done heretofore: that every body is to lie flat down at the coming by of the King, and nobody to look upon him upon pain of death. And that he and his fellows, being strangers, were invited to see the sport of taking of a wild elephant, and they did only kneel, and look toward the King. Their druggerman did desire them to fall down, for otherwise he should suffer for their contempt of the King. The sport being ended, a messenger comes from the King, which the druggerman thought had been to have taken away his life; but it was to enquire how the strangers liked the sport. The druggerman answered that they did cry it up to be the best that ever they saw, and that they never heard of any Prince so great in every thing as this King. The messenger being gone back, Erwin and his company asked their druggerman what he had said, which he told them. “But why,” say they, “would you say that without our leave, it being not true?” — “It is no matter for that,” says he, “I must have said it, or have been hanged, for our King do not live by meat, nor drink, but by having great lyes told him.” In our way back we come by a little vessel that come into the river this morning, and says he left the fleete in Sole Bay, and that he hath not heard (he belonging to Sir W. Jenings, in the fleete) of any such prizes taken as the ten or twelve I inquired about, and said by Sir W. Batten yesterday to be taken, so I fear it is not true. So to Westminster, and there, to my great content, did receive my 2000l. of Mr. Spicer’s telling, which I was to receive of Colvill, and brought it home with me [to] my house by water, and there I find one of my new presses for my books brought home, which pleases me mightily. As, also, do my wife’s progresse upon her head that she is making. So to dinner, and thence abroad with my wife, leaving her at Unthanke’s ; I to White Hall, waiting at the Council door till it rose, and there spoke with Sir W. Coventry, who and I do much fear our Victuallers, they having missed the fleete in their going. But Sir W. Coventry says it is not our fault, but theirs, if they have not left ships to secure them. This he spoke in a chagrin sort of way, methought. After a little more discourse of several businesses, I away homeward, having in the gallery the good fortune to see Mrs. Stewart, who is grown a little too tall, but is a woman of most excellent features. The narrative of the late expedition in burning the ships is in print, and makes it a great thing, and I hope it is so. So took up my wife and home, there I to the office, and thence with Sympson the joyner home to put together the press he hath brought me for my books this day, which pleases me exceedingly. Then to Sir W. Batten’s, where Sir Richard Ford did very understandingly, methought, give us an account of the originall of the Hollands Bank, and the nature of it, and how they do never give any interest at all to any person that brings in their money, though what is brought in upon the public faith interest is given by the State for. The unsafe condition of a Bank under a Monarch, and the little safety to a Monarch to have any; or Corporation alone (as London in answer to Amsterdam) to have so great a wealth or credit, it is, that makes it hard to have a Bank here. And as to the former, he did tell us how it sticks in the memory of most merchants how the late King (when by the war between Holland and France and Spayne all the bullion of Spayne was brought hither, one-third of it to be coyned; and indeed it was found advantageous to the merchant to coyne most of it), was persuaded in a strait by my Lord Cottington to seize upon the money in the Tower, which, though in a few days the merchants concerned did prevail to get it released, yet the thing will never be forgot. So home to supper and to bed, understanding this evening, since I come home, that our Victuallers are all come in to the fleete, which is good newes. Sir John Minnes come home tonight not well, from Chatham, where he hath been at a pay, holding it at Upnor Castle, because of the plague so much in the towne of Chatham. He hath, they say, got an ague, being so much on the water.

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Terry Foreman   Link to this

John Evelyn's Diary

August 17: Din’d with L: Chancellor [ http://www.pepysdiary.com/encyclopedia/804/ ] whom I intreated to visite the Hospital of the Savoy, & reduce it (after the greate abuse had ben continued) to its original institution, for the benefit of the poore, which he promised to do.

http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/1914/ed...

Terry Foreman   Link to this

"Their druggerman did desire them to fall down...."

druggerman = dragoman (Select Glossary)

Dragoman designates the official title of a person who would function as an interpreter, translator and official guide between Turkish, Arabic, and Persian-speaking countries and polities of the Middle East and European embassies, consulates, vice-consulates and trading posts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragoman

Michael Robinson   Link to this

"The narrative of the late expedition in burning the ships is in print, ..."

A true and perfect narrative of the great and signal success of a part of His Majesties fleet under His Highness Prince Rupert, and His Grace the Duke of Albemarle, burning one hundred and sixty Dutch ships within the Ulie: as also the town of Brandaris upon the island o Schelling, by some commanded men under the conduct of Sir Robert Holmes, the eighth and ninth of this instant August. Published by especial command.
London : printed by Tho. Newcomb living over against Baynard’s Castle in Thames-street, 1666.
7, [1] p.; 2 mo. Wing T2532

The pamphlet was re-printed by John Crook, the King's Printer, in Dublin. No copy of either in the PL.

Ben   Link to this

@ Michael Robinson

Brandaris is the lighthouse in what today is called West-Terschelling.

Ruben   Link to this

"burning one hundred and sixty Dutch ships"
And now, just wait for the Medway raid...
"I burn yours, you burn mine".

Mary   Link to this

"our victuallers are all come in to the fleete, which is good news"

Especially good news for the ships' companies.

Robert Gertz   Link to this

"It is no matter for that,' says he, 'I must have said it, or have been hanged, for our King do not live by meat, nor drink, but by having great lyes told him.'

They may prostrate themselves but they don't have to like it. A man like that must have lived for the day he could assure his tyrant that he was "God on Earth, sire" even as the rebels or foreign army came down the unguarded hallway to kill him.

Robert Gertz   Link to this

"The unsafe condition of a Bank under a Monarch, and the little safety to a Monarch to have any..."

Prophetic, if somewhat unsafe in the wrong audience, words...

A. De Araujo   Link to this

"The unsafe condition of a Bank under a Monarch"
Memories of the Templar Knights and Phillip the Handsome.

Mary   Link to this

Dutch banking practices.

An L&M footnote tells us that the Bank of Amsterdam was the most important in Europe at this time.

In the mid-17th century its activities were limited to exchange and deposit banking. It normally paid no interest to depositors, but they were offered full security for their money and the bank further guaranteed to offer full value for coins that had been clipped. Importantly the bank offered transferability of funds.

The bank was managed by the city of Amsterdam.

JKM   Link to this

What a colorful day for Sam! Bride-cake from the odd-looking but well-married Mrs. Barbary; a new bookcase; a lecture on banking; traveler's tales--with a moral--from Siam; exchanging confidences with Sir W.Coventry; a pleasant domestic moment with Bess over her artwork; a glimpse of the comely Mrs. Stewart; not to mention finishing up "the best play that ever I read in my life" AND taking home L2000 in a sack.
I bet this entry usually makes the cut when the Diary is abridged.

cgs   Link to this

OK it is not mine, tit for tat, still goes on
“I burn yours, you burn mine”.

Ivan   Link to this

"making an end of The Adventures of five houres, - which when all is done, is the best play that ever I read in my life."

Literary criticism is not Sam's forte, is it? His judgement of plays he reads and sees is often very eccentric to say the least.

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