Thursday 26 March 1668

Up betimes to the office, where by and by my Lord Brouncker and I met and made an end of our business betimes. So I away with him to Mrs. Williams’s, and there dined, and thence I alone to the Duke of York’s house, to see the new play, called “The Man is the Master,” where the house was, it being not above one o’clock, very full. But my wife and Deb. being there before, with Mrs. Pierce and Corbet and Betty Turner, whom my wife carried with her, they made me room; and there I sat, it costing me 8s. upon them in oranges, at 6d. a-piece. By and by the King come; and we sat just under him, so that I durst not turn my back all the play. The play is a translation out of French, and the plot Spanish, but not anything extraordinary at all in it, though translated by Sir W. Davenant, and so I found the King and his company did think meanly of it, though there was here and there something pretty: but the most of the mirth was sorry, poor stuffe, of eating of sack posset and slabbering themselves, and mirth fit for clownes; the prologue but poor, and the epilogue little in it but the extraordinariness of it, it being sung by Harris and another in the form of a ballet. Thence, by agreement, we all of us to the Blue Balls, hard by, whither Mr. Pierce also goes with us, who met us at the play, and anon comes Manuel, and his wife, and Knepp, and Harris, who brings with him Mr. Banister, the great master of musique; and after much difficulty in getting of musique, we to dancing, and then to a supper of some French dishes, which yet did not please me, and then to dance and sing; and mighty merry we were till about eleven or twelve at night, with mighty great content in all my company, and I did, as I love to do, enjoy myself in my pleasure as being the height of what we take pains for and can hope for in this world, and therefore to be enjoyed while we are young and capable of these joys. My wife extraordinary fine to-day, in her flower tabby suit, bought a year and more ago, before my mother’s death put her into mourning, and so not worn till this day: and every body in love with it; and indeed she is very fine and handsome in it. I having paid the reckoning, which come to almost 4l.., we parted: my company and William Batelier, who was also with us, home in a coach, round by the Wall, where we met so many stops by the Watches, that it cost us much time and some trouble, and more money, to every Watch, to them to drink; this being encreased by the trouble the ‘prentices did lately give the City, so that the Militia and Watches are very strict at this time; and we had like to have met with a stop for all night at the Constable’s watch, at Mooregate, by a pragmatical Constable; but we come well home at about two in the morning, and so to bed. This noon, from Mrs. Williams’s, my Lord Brouncker sent to Somersett House to hear how the Duchess of Richmond do; and word was brought him that she is pretty well, but mighty full of the smallpox, by which all do conclude she will be wholly spoiled, which is the greatest instance of the uncertainty of beauty that could be in this age; but then she hath had the benefit of it to be first married, and to have kept it so long, under the greatest temptations in the world from a King, and yet without the least imputation. This afternoon, at the play, Sir Fr. Hollis spoke to me as a secret, and matter of confidence in me, and friendship to Sir W. Pen, who is now out of town, that it were well he were made acquainted that he finds in the House of Commons, which met this day, several motions made for the calling strictly again upon the Miscarriages, and particularly in the business of the Prises, and the not prosecuting of the first victory, only to give an affront to Sir W. Pen, whose going to sea this year do give them matter of great dislike. So though I do not much trouble myself for him, yet I am sorry that he should have this fall so unhappily without any fault, but rather merit of his own that made him fitter for this command than any body else, and the more for that this business of his may haply occasion their more eager pursuit against the whole body of the office.

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Terry Foreman   Link to this

The Royal Society today at Arundel House — from the Hooke Folio Online

March 26. 1668. The squaring the Hyperbola by Ld Brouncker [ http://is.gd/1Xxts4 ].) Dr. Allen Sr. Th: Adams Stone. weighd 22 3/8 [ounce] troy.

a toad found in a tree. Letter of Dr. Iames about diseasd boy.

correspondence ouer the world by mr Hay at Rome.

Expts. about sound to be tryed between Deale & douer)

Mr. Hooke gaue a hint of making such glasses whereby one might see and read in the Dark. He was desired to think further of it and to make some tryalls accordingly -

http://webapps.qmul.ac.uk/cell/Hooke/hooke_foli...

Robert Gertz   Link to this

"...and I did, as I love to do, enjoy myself in my pleasure as being the height of what we take pains for and can hope for in this world, and therefore to be enjoyed while we are young and capable of these joys. My wife extraordinary fine to-day, in her flower tabby suit, bought a year and more ago, before my mother’s death put her into mourning, and so not worn till this day: and every body in love with it; and indeed she is very fine and handsome in it."

Sam at his most lovable...

Robert Gertz   Link to this

"By and by the King come; and we sat just under him, so that I durst not turn my back all the play."

"Sam'l...What's the matter? Sam'l?"

"Can't...Turn..." hiss...

"Did your back go out? Is it your stone? Oh, maybe we should go..."

"Bess...Can't..."

"Hey, you up there!! Lout!!...You, yes you!" Bess stabs finger up at Charlie leering down. "What did you just throw here?" Picks up balled note thrown down. "Sam'l, did you see what that man above us just threw at me?! Here, read it. Sam'l? Read it, the dirty...!"

"Bess...For God's sake..." hiss...

"Hey, you foul-mouthed freak! Sam'l?! Do something! You heard what he just said! And that slut with him! Say, she looks like that picture of the King's girl. Hey!!" Picks up yet another crumpled note. Tossing back with vigor at chuckling Charles above. "Listen, you swine! My husband here is an important man in the King's..."

"Bess...!" stifled cry.

"What?"

Terry Foreman   Link to this

"...it were well [Sir W, Pen] were made acquainted that...in the House of Commons, which met this day, several motions [were ]made for the calling strictly again upon the Miscarriages, and particularly in the business of the Prises, and the not prosecuting of the first victory, only to give an affront to Sir W. Pen"

Miscarriages of the War.

Resolved, &c. That the Committee for Miscarriages be revived; and do inquire particularly into any Miscarriage in which the Officers of the Fleet may be concerned; and whether Sir John Harman be returned; and if not, the Reason why he is not: And that the Committee do sit this Afternoon.
http://www.british-history.ac.uk/report.aspx?co...

Christopher Squire   Link to this

‘pragmatical, adj. and n.
. . 3.a. Officious, meddlesome, interfering; intrusive. Obs.
. . b. Conceited, self-important, pompous; opinionated; dogmatic, unbending.
1660    H. More Explan. Myst. Godliness iv. xiii. 131   The leguleious Cavils of some Pragmatical Pettifoggers.
1668    J. Glanvill Blow at Mod. Sadducism Pref. sig. A2,   With a pert and pragmatical Insolence, they censure all.
1712    J. Addison Spectator No. 481. ¶4   Lacqueys were never so saucy and pragmatical, as they are now-a-days.
1724    Swift Let. to Molesworth 2   Which‥may perhaps give me the Title of Pragmatical and Overweening.
1779    F. Burney Let. 25 Oct.–3 Nov. in L. E. Troide & S. J. Cooke Early Jrnls. & Lett. Fanny Burney (1994) 407   His extreme pomposity,—the solemn stiffness of his Person‥& the quaint importance of his delivery,—are‥like some Pragmatical‥old Coxcomb represented on the stage.’ [OED]

A useful word which has gone out of use for some reason tho’ the type it describes is still with us.

Mary   Link to this

militia and Watches very strict at this time.

Historically all the gates of London were supposed to be closed at 9 p.m. with no-one allowed either to enter or leave the city between that time and 6 o'clock the following morning. No doubt the Watch at Moorgate was being particularly punctilious on this evening because of the activities of the rioting apprentices over the previous few days.

Sam's use of "pragmatical" implies that the Watch should have been able to tell at a glance that Pepys and his companions were hardly of the rioting class and so should have been allowed unimpeded access, whatever the rule-book said. In Sam's eyes the Watch was being a typical 'job's-worth' and should have allowed the party to proceed at once upon receipt of the usual beer-money.

(In case that expression isn't as widely used outside the United Kingdom as it is within it, a job's-worth is anyone who protests that, "It's more than my job's worth to allow you to.... [something or other]" instead of applying common sense to a request).

Christopher Squire   Link to this

‘jobsworth, n.  A person in authority (esp. a minor official) who insists on adhering to rules and regulations or bureaucratic procedures even at the expense of common sense.
1970    Melody Maker 12 Sept. 29/4   If you are a taxi-driver, jobsworth or policeman, you will now be able to understand hippie lingo.
1982    Times 2 Oct. 19/1   That's Life. Consumer programme which includes the first contenders for the Jobsworth Award, given to the person who enforces the most stupid rule.
1987    Punch 20 May 47   Now we all know park-keepers—‘jobsworths’ to the man. (‘It's more than my job's worth to let you in here/play ball/walk on the grass/film my ducks.’).
1996    D. Brimson & E. Brimson Everywhere we Go xvii. 228   More efficient and helpful (happy) stewards and policemen would be a vast improvement on the jobsworths we currently find ourselves saddled with.
2002    Wanderlust Feb.–Mar. 65/1   Officials—jobsworths the lot of 'em, from four-forms-for-one-train-ticket bureaucrats to power-crazed border police.’ [OED]

JWB   Link to this

Blue Balls

I have distant relatives in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania. Named, not after the painful 'lover's lock', but after the practice early 18th C. tavern keeper hoisting a blue ball on a pole in front of his establishment when he had passengers for passing coaches to pick up. Perhaps Pepys's retreat named likewise.

Jim   Link to this

Is the party at the Blue Balls perhaps a 'Stone Feast' celebration ?

Australian Susan   Link to this

3 gold balls were/are the sign for a pawnbroker.

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